Intro: D,A,G,A,D,A,G

VERSE
D                 A
I wouldn't be so alone
                E             F#m
if they knew my name in every home
      D                        A
Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
               G
But I'd be too busy
     D                        A
Come back to the old five and dime
          E            F#m
Cameron Diaz give me a sign
D   
I'd make you smile all the time
           G  Am                    Bm   B 
Your conversa-tion would compliment mine

Change to G

Chorus
C      G                       D
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
C        G               D
See them bow at my every word
   Am        B                     Em      D   C 
Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing-ing-ing
NC            G (softly)      F (softly)
 Doesn't that seem a little absurd
                Am (softly)
Bow at my every word

VERSE
Buy up the rights to my book
Live on a ranch from what the box office took
I'll go and visit the set
They'll call me their saviour
All the peoples will scorn celebrity
Lives on the moon
But I'll be back home in June
To promote the sequel

Chorus
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow at my every word
Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing
Doesn't that seem a little absurd
Bow at my every word