Dude
Dude
I'm so over this
I'm over this too dude
Why can't we just be single
Cuz we're lonely and we're dumb
You girl seems fun
Yeah you girl too
But I'm not ready to move in with her
I like to live alone
Can't risk her looking through my phone
Why are we like this?
Cuz we suck
We should be grateful
Yeah good luck
I think it's cuz we're stupid boys
Sometimes I wish I was a girl

Girl
Girl
I'm so over this
I'm over this too girl
At least they both have money
Plus they're cute and kinda funny
But he's so scared of commitment
Alaways buying sports equipment
Never says that I look nice
I wish he would just once or twice

Twice a month she makes me shop
By so much makup she won't stop
I had to cancel my IMAX
At least I'm really good at having sex

Sex is really bad
He think he's good it's really sad
We never have romantic dates
And when we do he's always running really late

Lately we've been getting into
Fights ars happening sometimes all night
Night time I might just want to a drink a
Beer is gross why can't he just like wine
Whining all the time about their
Hairy armpit smelly they don't
Care about the sports we like
I guess relationships are just too hard