Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
But this virus I have installed on me
Makes me go insane

I love you as you can be
Open this email and you can see
Buy this pill on sale for free
And let me enter your reality

You've got mail!
You've got mail!
You've got mail!
You've got mail!

Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!

Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
The mafia has just entered my brain
And now you'll have to pay

A handsome little fiend
You can't just leave for free
If you don't pay in the next 24 hours
Then say goodbye to me

Sorry, it's not my fault
The hackers have locked my mind in a vault
As it is, I cannot stay
I wish these hackers would just go away

Although it has been fun
The end has just begun
Now throw me in the dump
So I can-

Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
But this virus I have installed on me
Makes me go insane

Just a simple computer program
Hope I'm not a pain
But this virus I have installed on me
Makes me go insane

Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!

You've got mail!
You've got mail!
You've got mail!
You've got mail!