C              F
come the day i lose my marbles
C              G
walk me gently to the stables
C           G     F
sit me in a comfy sofa
C        G      C
wheel me out to graze

C                  F
when i'm dragged before the jury
C               G
plead for me if i'm deemed worthy
C                G       F
steal a song and sing it backwards
C              G         C
yodel till the cows come home

F
1 you'll get a bag of clues
C
2 do you need much more
   G                              C
or 3 do you just want to play the numbers
F
4 you'll get it on a plate
C                 G
5, 6, 7 and 8 all said one skeleton is all you're getting
better rattle it along while it's got
a bit of muscle on it

(and so on.....)

when it comes my time to snuff it
play complete control and abide with me
fill a pine bungalow with whiskey
shove me where the sun don't shine

come the day i lose my marbles
lead me gently out to graze
steal a song and sing it sideways
yodel till the cows come home
just want to play the numbers