[Brak]
One time I hired a monkey
To take notes for me in class
I would just sit there
With my mind a complete blank
While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper
At the end of the week, the teacher said,
"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said,
"Hello, my name is Bingo.
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana?
Eek-Eek!"
I got an F
When I told my mom about it,
She said, "I told you, never
Trus a monkey!"
The end