G 
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck 
                                            C 
I got a heater in my truck & I'm off to the rodeo 

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         D7 
And it's Allemande left & Allemande right 
 
Come on you fucking dummies get your right step right 
 
Get off the stage you Goddamn goof you know 
            G                C 
You piss me off, you fucking jerk 
              D7 
You get on my nerves
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Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand 
He's a one ball man & he's off to the rodeo 
And it's Allemande left & Allemande right 
Come on you fucking dummies get your right step right 
Get off the stage you Goddamn goof you know 
You piss me off, you fucking jerk 
You get on my nerves 

Well it's 40 below & I ain't got a truck 
And I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo 
And it's Allemande left & Allemande right 
Come on you fucking dummies get your right step right 
Get off the stage you Goddamn goof you know 
You piss me off, you fucking jerk 
You get on my nerves 

Well in comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand 
He's a one ball man & he's off to the rodeo 
And it's Allemande left & Allemande right 
Come on you fucking dummies get your right step right 
Get off the stage you Goddamn goof you know 
You piss me off, you fucking jerk 
You get on my nerves