intro:
Bm G D A (2x)


Verse 1:
   Bm
I met her just last Wednesday
     G
By Friday she was mine
D
Saturday she spent the night
    A
And everything was fine
    Bm
By Sunday she was on my nerves
  G
I wanna be alone
D
Tuesday's here it's been a week
A
Why won't she go home

[Chorus:]
D               G
In the bedroom she's faking
Bm                G
All the good ones are taken
D           G              Bm          G
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
  Bm                       A
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again

Bm G D A (2x)

Verse 2:
     Bm
The start of week two
              G
She cooks me dinner at her pad
       D
But I can't believe its just so
       A
I can meet her mom and dad
      Bm
So I sat her down and told her
  G
I just wanna be friends
  D
Today when I got home
           A
The crazy bitch was movin in (here we go again)

[Chorus:]
D               G
In the bedroom she's faking
Bm                G
All the good ones are taken
D           G             Bm           G
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
  Bm                      A
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again


Bm           G
Dear God I'm so ashamed
D                A
I'll do anything to get laid
Bm           G
Dear God I'm so ashamed
D         A
I'm so ashamed

Bm G D A (3x)

[Chorus:]
D               G
In the bedroom she's faking
Bm                G
All the good ones are taken
D           G             Bm           G
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
  Bm                       A
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Bm           G
Dear God I'm so ashamed (here we go again)
D                A
I'll do anything to get laid (here we go again)
Bm           G
Dear God I'm so ashamed
 Bm                       A
I just want a normal girlfriend
                 D
But here we go again