B B7 D5 B
B B7

[Verse 1]
N.C.                                              B B7
Here’s a lil story ‘bout the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
                                            B B7
He was born some place in the fuckin’ woods


[Pre-Chorus]
      Bm
He is tall, he is short
     D
He’s good or bad at sports
    E                    F#
The point is that nobody knows
Bm          Bm/A     G            Bm Bm/A E
All I know about the Hatchetfield Ape-Man
        F#     Bm
He’s an ape... man


[Chorus]
Bm/A   G
(Wooly Foot his name is...)
Bm           Bm/A G                Bm
Ooohhh (Wooly     Foot his name is,  Wooly)
Bm/A   E
      (Foot) What’s that name?
      Bm        Bm/A        G         Bm
(He’s five foot-ten or he’s four foot-eight)


[Verse 2]
           Bm
I remember when I met the Hatchetfield Ape-Man (You met him?)
Bm7
Yep (You met him?) Uh huh
          Bsus4
We talked politics and how he leaned left and right
       B7
(Oooh) Ah (Oooh) Ah
           Bsus4
He has two left feet but he dances the can-can
          B7
(He can?) Are you even listening? (He can?)
          Bsus4
He weighs two dozen tons but he’s rather slight
         B7
Nothin’? Okay!


[Pre-Chorus]
        Bm
He eats meat, he eats grass
        D
He gets tons of ape ass
    E                   F#
And honestly why do you care?
       Bm         Bm/A    G         Bm Bm/A E
If you wanna know how the legend himself    began
        F#                                              Bm
Ask the ape... this is so stupid, he’s not even real... man!


[Chorus]
 Bm/A           G                 Bm
(Wooly) Ooohhh (Foot his name is) Wa-aa-oo
      Bm/A G                          Bm
(Wooly     Foot his name is) He's the man oohhh
      Bm/A E           Bm        Bm/A           G            Bm
(Wooly     Foot he’s a real nice guy that could rip off your face)
Bm                 Bm/A            G                 Bm
   Wait... (Wooly) What was that? (Foot his name is) He can rip off your face? (Wooly)
Bm/A              G                 Bm                    Bm/A G7
No, no he can’t. (Foot his name is) Wait Seriously? (Wooly     Foot)
          Bm           Bm/A   G          Bm