Intro: (barre chords) C Am C Am C Am F G

Verse:
C            Am           C           Am
It's college time again, September's almost here.

C            Am               F            G
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.

C            Am            C               Am
I see I girl I'm wantin', make sure she's Delta Kai,

C            Am           F            G
We take some OxyContin, and then we're getting high.


Prechorus:

F             G          F            G
And then as I undress her, inside my stibulus...

F            G (stop)              G      A      B    C
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!


Chorus:
C     Am   C Am    C       Am    C Am
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor

C         Am      C  Am         G      F     
A tenured titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad

Verse:
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid