Em  (022000)
C   (x32010)
G   (320033)
D   (xx0232)


Intro:

Em C G D  x4


Verse 1:

         Em   C   G    D  
When the game of life makes you
Em    C   G   D
Feel like quittin
   Em    C  G     D
It helps a lot if you
Em   C  G  D
Kill a kitten
Em   C  G      D
Mark my words cause from
Em     C  G   D
Where I'm sittin
     Em   C  G     D
You can't go wrong if you
Em   C  G  D
Kill a kitten


Em C Em G


Verse 2:  (play like previous verse)


Chorus:

Em  C           Em            G
       Feed it turpentine, or break it's spine
          Em         C                 Em (stop)
Crush it with you're shoe, as long as you

Kill a kitten


Em C G D  x2


Verse 2:  (play like other verses)


Chorus.(play like other chorus)


Then
Em C G D  x2


Outro:

Play Em over these lyrics:

Killing Kittens isn't easy
And if the though makes you feel queasy
Grab a pitchfork from the shed
And kill a puppy dog instead, yeah  (start playing Em C G D)

Kill a kitten
You got to kill a kitten
A little furry kitten
You got to kill that kitten