C      F      Am             G
Vegan living, so healthy and clean       
C       F            Am         G
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
         C
And no meat, not one bite of meat

Juicy meat, succulent meat
                G          F
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed
C
stew
 G                         F
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin
C
tofu
    G                         F
I respect every creature from horse,
       C
Fly to Cow
 C          G              F
I’d blow a goat for some bacon right
C
now
     C          G              C
Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon, right now

Am G C F Am G C

C              F
You eat your southern fried chicken
 Am                 G
And I’ll just have fruit
C
How’s that T-bone?
 F
No really, it’s cool
           Am                  G
I’ll just chew on this turnip root
                    C
With a couple chick peas

Kill me please
             G
I’m tired of hummus
     F      C
And bulgur wheat
  G
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
 F           C
I want some meat
 G                            F
I respect every creature the birds and
    C
the bees
     C            G            F
But I’d eat the shit out some Whopper
      C
with cheese
C               G             C
Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese

Am G C F  x7

        G               F         C
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
G
A handful of trail mix
F          C
Mmm what a treat
 G                        F
How bout some soy yogurt served in a
C
bowl?
C          G     F       C
I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
     C          G     C
Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole