3, 4

(Oh whoa whoa oh)
(Oh whoa whoa oh)
(Oh whoa whoa oh)
(Oh whoa whoa oh)
(Oh whoa whoa oh)
(Oh whoa whoa oh)

(Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the greatest show on Earth)
(Behind these doors stands the most incomprehinsable wonder in the world)

Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
(Standing at only 2 feet 4 he's not much taller than a small child)
(But make no moans about it what your about to witness is no child's play, open you mind and your wallets, hahahahaa)

Who's that standing on the stage
(Don't stick your fingers in the cage)
Let me introduce you
Aah aah aah aah

Ah! Step inside right this way
Hurry now don't delay
Dancing on the center stage Mr. Bones is all the rage
Up and down gets you in
Dim the lights and let's begin
Satisfaction gaurenteed he's quite the dancer yes indeed

(Hehehehe not to shabby eh folks? Well you ain't seen nothing yet hahaha)
(Now if you bee so kind as to reach deep into your pockets I'm sure our little friend will treat us to an encore)
(What do you say come on folks lifes short so dig down deep hehehehe-hey)

Who's that standing on the stage
(Don't stick your fingers in the cage)
Let me introduce you
Aah aah aah aah

(Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaaaaaahh)

Ah! Step inside right this way
Hurry now don't delay
Dancing on the center stage Mr. Bones is all the rage
Up and down gets you in
Dim the lights and let's begin
Satisfaction gaurenteed he's quite the dancer yes indeed
Ah! Step inside right this way
Hurry now don't delay
Dancing on the center stage Mr. Bones is all the rage
Up and down gets you in
Dim the lights and let's begin
Satisfaction gaurenteed he's quite the dancer yes indeed

Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones)
Mr. Bones