Cmaj7
"Seven days" was all she wrote
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A kind of ultimatum note
     G               F         Fadd9
She gave to me, she gave to me
 
 Cmaj7
When I thought the field had cleared
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It seems another suit appeared
     G            E
To challenge me, woe is me
 
  Cmaj7
Though I hate to make a choice
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My options are decreasing mostly rapidly
 F             Fadd9
Well we'll see
 
 Cmaj7
I don't think she'd bluff this time
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I really have to make her mine
      G
It's plain to see
      E        E7
It's him or me
 
  Fmaj7  Fmaj7/F#           G
Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
   E7/G#         Am
If I make up my mind
 Fmaj7              G     E7/G#            Am
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
F#|7-5/nr        Am    F#7-5
Friday give me time, Saturday could wait
     Fm              Cmaj7
But Sunday'd be too late
 
 Cmaj7
The fact he's over six feet ten
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Might instill fear in other men
     G              F                  Fadd9
But not in me, The Mighty Flea (flee?)
 
 Cmaj7
Ask if I am mouse or man
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The mirror squeaked, away I ran
       G            E
He'll murder me in time for his tea
 
 Cmaj7
Does it bother me at all
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My rival is Neanderthal it makes me think
   F                   Fadd9
Perhaps I need a drink
  
Cmaj7
IQ is no problem here
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We won't be playing scrabble for her hand I fear
   E             E7
I need that beer
  
 Fmaj7  Fmaj7/F#           G
Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
   E7/G#         Am
If I make up my mind
 Fmaj7              G     E7/G#            Am
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
F#|7-5/nr        Am    F#7-5
Friday give me time, Saturday could wait
     Fm              Cmaj7
But Sunday'd be too late
  
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Seven days will quickly go
A#                   Cmaj7
The fact remains, I love her so
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Seven days, so many ways
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But I can't run away
 
  Fmaj7  Fmaj7/F#           G
Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
   E7/G#         Am
If I make up my mind
 Fmaj7              G     E7/G#            Am
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
F#|7-5/nr        Am    F#7-5
Friday give me time, Saturday could wait
     Fm              Cmaj7
But Sunday'd be too late
 
       Cmaj7
Do I have to tell a story
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Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
       Cmaj7
It's a big enough umbrella
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But it's always me that ends up getting wet