I'm getting bogged down
And tired of your pretty voice
And keeping your body in bed is getting me mighty annoyed
About your love makin', I ain't gettin' no thrills
Ooh you sit all day, expecting me to pay your bills

Ooh ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
I gotta take you in hand
I gotta make you a man
We're tired of it all
Can't you guys understand
Well ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
You're looking prettier than me
What the hell you tryin' to be

You know I'm fed up
Get up, come on and put on your pants
You used all my hairspray last night, go out and get a new can
And while you're outside, pick me up a bottle of wine
Here's a few bucks doll, I know you ain't got a dime

Ooh ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
I gotta take you in hand
I gotta make you a man
We're tired of it all
Can't you guys understand
Well ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
You're looking prettier than me
What the hell you tryin' to be

Do I have to keep on telling you all of the time
Can't you see this situation ain't a working so fine
Hell all your good looks, they're nothin' but a great big bore
On your way out baby, don't forget to shut the door

Ooh ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
I gotta take you in hand
I gotta make you a man
We're tired of it all
Can't you guys understand
Well ain't ya somethin' honey, ain't ya somethin' honey
You're looking prettier than me
What the hell you tryin' to be