This is meant to be down tuned slightly but to save the
 effort I worked it out with
tuning which sounds just as good.

You can work out the strumming; I've just marked where 
the chord changes in relation to
lyrics.

Intro/verse:

 Despondent, distracted, you're vicious and romantic

e |----------------------------------------------------
B |----------------------------------------------------
G |----------------------------------------------------
D |--6------------8--------------5-------------6-------
A |--6------------8--------------6-------------6-------
E |--4------------6--------------3-------------4-------

Repeats for each line:
These are a few of my favourite things.
All of those flavours and this is what you choose:
Past the blues, past the blues, And on to something new

Chorus:

     Something real… and make it timeless

e |--------------------------------------------| 
B |--------------------------------------------| 
G |--------------------------------------------| 
D |-------------11-----------------8-----------| 
A |-------------11-----------------8-----------| 
E |-------------9------------------6-----------| 

  An act of god and nothing else will be accepted

e |--------------------------------------------| 
B |--------------------------------------------| 
G |--------------------------------------------| 
D |----------6---------------5--------------3--| 
A |----------6---------------6--------------3--| 
E |----------4---------------3--------------1--| 

So if your calling me out… then count me out

e |--------------------------------------------| 
B |--------------------------------------------| 
G |--------------------------------------------| 
D |---------------------6665--------------6----| 
A |---------------------6666--------------6----| 
E |---------------------4443--------------4----| 

                               (pause)

This is really on a xylophone or something but I tabbed
 it anyway

e |-----------------------------------------|    
B |--------8-9-------8-9-11-----------------|    
G |-------------5-8-----------6-(5)---------|    
D |-----------------------------------------| x2 
A |-----------------------------------------|    
E |-----------------------------------------|    


2nd verse

Yeah, we're stubborn and melodramatic, A real class 
act.
You see, I know a few of your favourite things.
Five in the morning and all comes out pouring, Love
out the same way in.

Chorus x2

Then he starts humming... that's the same chords as 
verses

I've never tabbed before so I might be doing this 
really wrong and I'd appreciate
and ratings etc.