Intro:

Am
Bearded men listen to me

G
We were once proud we were once free

Dm                    F
Let us not forget our history

F    G
Whoa oh

Am
Someday we will find a place

G
Where beards are welcome on our face

Dm                              F
Together we'll create a bearded race

F    G
Whoa oh


Refrain: 

            Am        G
We'll start a bearded nation

          Dm
A Bearded population

            Am         G  G#
This is our aspiration

Am         G
This is an invitation

              Dm                
This join our congregation

                    F    G
To join our bearded nation
 
Am G Dm F G


Verse 1:

Am
Our new found society

G
Will be built on equality

Dm                        F
All our education will be free

F    G
Whoa oh

Am
The bearded will walk hand in hand

G
The biggest beard will rule the land

Dm                          F
All shaving devices will be banned

F    G
Whoa oh
 

Refrain:

In our bearded nation
Our bearded population
This is our aspiration
This is an invitation
This join our congregation
To join our bearded nation


Bridge 1:

F                    D 
Someday we'll all be there

G                     E      F  G
In the land of facial hair


Verse 2 (same chords as verse 1 but picked)

Each bearded man's needs fulfilled
Doctors' fees will be bulk-billed
The beardless will be rounded up and killed
We'll take them to an institution
Where they'll face state execution
By firing squad or electrocution


Refrain:

So join our
Bearded nation
Our bearded population
Our bearded operation
It's not an invitation
It is an expectation
You'll join our bearded nation


Bridge 2 (same chords as bridge 1)

And if you don't agree
With our autocracy
You'll be charged with treachery
And gunned down in the street


Refrain:

Bearded nation
Our bearded operation
This is our aspiration
It's not an invitation
To join our congregation
You'll join our bearded nation