E|-3-3----2-2----3-3----3-3----3-3----2-2-2----0-0----3-3----3-3----|
B|-3-3----4-4----5-5----4-4----3-3----4-4-4----0-0----5-5----3-3----|
G|-4-4----4-4----5-5----5-5----4-4----4-4-4----0-0----5-5----4-4----|
D|-5-5----4-4----5-5----5-5----5-5----4-4-4----2-2----5-5----5-5----|
A|-5-5----2-2----3-3----3-3----5-5----2-2-2----2-2----3-3----5-5----|
E|-3-3-------------------------3-3-------------0-0-----------3-3----|

E|-2-2----3-3----3-3-3-3----5-|
B|-4-4----5-5----4-4-4-4----7-|
G|-4-4----5-5----5-5-5-5----7-|
D|-4-4----5-5----5-5-5-5----7-| (let ring)
A|-2-2----3-3----3-3-3-3----5-|
E|----------------------------|

(bass part)

[Verse]
    G      B      C     Cm      G      B     Em      C      G
E|-3-3----2-2----3-3----3-3----3-3----2-2----0-0----3-3----3-3----|
B|-3-3----4-4----5-5----4-4----3-3----4-4----0-0----5-5----3-3----|
G|-4-4----4-4----5-5----5-5----4-4----4-4----0-0----5-5----4-4----|
D|-5-5----4-4----5-5----5-5----5-5----4-4----2-2----5-5----5-5----|
A|-5-5----2-2----3-3----3-3----5-5----2-2----2-2----3-3----5-5----|
E|-3-3-------------------------3-3-----------0-0-----------3-3----|

    B      C     Cm      D
E|-2-2----3-3----3-3-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B|-4-4----5-5----4-4-----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G|-4-4----5-5----5-5-----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D|-4-4----5-5----5-5-----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|-2-2----3-3----3-3-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|-------------------------------------------------|

(bass fill, solo, piano fill)


[Verse 1]
G G              B B      C C  Cm  G G               B B        Em Em      C C
Every girl from here to Soho    loves to tell me things I don't know
     G G            B B         C C        Cm Cm  D
It's beautiful and smart, and no good for me, at all

[Verse 2] (with piano)
G G                  B B    C C
All your boyfriends go to film school
Cm Cm  G G       B B       Em Em
   Nathan was in plays in high school (How 'bout that?)
C C  G G           B B       C C  Cm Cm
    Me I'm gonna play the imbecile who,
D
Who keeps choosing you, even though you're bipolar and you're selfish!

I hate you! AHHHHHH!

[Chorus]
G      B    C           Cm    G          B      Em            C          G
Everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than, better than me
      B     C            Cm          D
Everyone is better than, better than me, heyay

(Piano Part)

[Bridge]
E            D#          D           C#
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh
C                  G                   C             G
    Baaaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa (solo) Baaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa (solo)
C                  G                   C             G
    Baaaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaa (solo) Baaba badaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaa (solo)
D
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

G G  B B  C C  Cm Cm  x2

[Verse 3] (no guitar)

Look what you've done, now I'm a mess. Today I even thought I'd wear a dress
                                                D
It's beautiful, so smart and no good for me, at all
D
Yeah!

[Chorus]

G      B    C           Cm    G                 B         C      Cm
Everyone is better than me, I think, throw your hands out if you agree with
G        B      C            Cm   G          B      C
me, everyone is better than me, I think everyone is better than,

            G  B  C  Cm
Better than me
            G  B  C  Cm
Better than me