A
Well I'm trying to keep my brains from getting dry
There's only one way I know
A
I'm gonna bolt shut the windows, barricade the doors
                         E
Let all of my judgements go
              A
I'll take the meat from the table, talk straight while I'm able
  D                           B
Until I'm nothing less than a crime
         A                          E                     A
Until my heart stops beating I will drink myself too much wine


A
Well I know I'm getting nowhere, creeping up the backstair

Telling myself I'm in pain
A
Well even I don't believe me, I'm threatening to leave me
                        E
Till only my dumbness remains
A
Well even schoolgirl can ride me, there's something dead inside me
    D                        B
I'd give away my blood for a sign
         A                       E                     A
Until my ship comes in I'm gonna drink myself too much wine


         E
Too much wine
         A
Too much wine
             E                                                         A
I'll be your best kind of friend, I'll be submissive to the end of the line
             D                                              A
And when the clock strikes seven they can cut me down in my prime
                                        E                     A
I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine


A
Well I'm trying to keep my brains from getting dry

There's only one way I know
A
I'm gonna bolt shut the windows, barricade the doors
                         E
Let all of my judgements go
              A
I'll take the meat from the table, talk straight while I'm able
  D                           B
Until I'm nothing less than a crime
         A                          E                     A
Until my heart stops beating I will drink myself too much wine


         E
Too much wine
         A
Too much wine
             E                                                         A
I'll be your best kind of friend, I'll be submissive to the end of the line
             D                                              A
And when the clock strikes seven they can cut me down in my prime
                                        E                     A
I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine


A x7 E 

A D B A E A


         E
Too much wine
         A
Too much wine                     Oh, my god!
             E                                                         A
I'll be your best kind of friend, I'll be submissive to the end of the line
             D                                              A
And when the clock strikes seven they can cut me down in my prime
                                        E                     A
I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine
                                        E                     A
I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine

             A                          E                     D          A
I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine