Jewel thief where do you get all those pretty necklaces
Jewel thief where do you get all those pretty rings
Jewel thief where do you get all those silve pistols
Jewel thief where do you get all those animal heads

With lovely posture, you eat bread
Carefully chewing when they shot you dead
You look like a mannequin with your mouth full
Don't worry baby, I'll take care of you

You got a million horses at your door
You got a feeling that you need a million more
I got a million horses of my own
In the evening one by one they carry me home

I'll get your telephone, I'll run a comb
Through your dead thief hair, tell them your not home
I'll wear your pretty clothes and shoot your stolen guns
Jewel thief, you and I are gonna be best friends