G            Bm          G
Feel like a troglodyte tonight
G           Bm
All bark no bite
              G
Turn out the light
G         Bm        G
Making a mockumentary
G         Bm
A silent sentry
        C     A
It's elementary


[Refrain]
          C  A
Don't wig out
          C
Don't wig out
       G A        G A          G A    G
I'm closing, I'm closing, I'm closing in


[Bridge]
G   Bm   (2x)


[Verse 2]
G               Bm                 G
Keeping secrets til you're old and gray
G            Bm
It's not too late
           G
To give it away
G           Bm                G
Everybody's wrapped in cellophane
              Bm
Go sell your pain
          C  A
Repeat refrain


[Refrain]
          C  A
Don't wig out
          C
Don't wig out
       G A        G A          G A    G
I'm closing, I'm closing, I'm closing in


[Coda]
C   A   (2x)


[Verse 3]
G               Bm        G
Feel like the Minotaur today
G               Bm                G
The minutes and hours are melting away
G          Bm               G
Nothing to do but sniff and graze
G               Bm
All caught in a haze
            C  A
Inside your maze


[Refrain]
          C  A
Don't wig out
          C
Don't wig out
       G A        G A          G A    G
I'm closing, I'm closing, I'm closing in


[Outro]
          C  A
I'm closing in
          C  A
I'm closing in
          C  A
I'm closing in
          C  A
hooo hooo hooo
          C  A
hooo hooo hooo
          C  A
hooo hooo hooo
          C  A
hooo hooo hooo