They say the clothes make the man.
Soldier why you wear your pants
So tight, your boots so long,
That shiny badge to make you strong?

Soldier, get ready for a fight,
In your jacket black as night,
In your boots so big and tall.
Mister git ready for a fall.

Officer, put me all at ease,
A holster's where you keep your piece.
Hold it in your lawful hand,
And then you tell me your the man.

Soldier, get ready for a fight,
In your jacket black as night,
In your boots so big and tall.
Mister git ready for a fall.

Officer hold me close and tight
On a cold december night,
Doing me wrongs, that feels so right,
Beneath a cold electric light.

Please let me rip another bite,
Just one kick and say goodnight.
Your boots so long your legs so strong,
Singing your football victory song.