It’s just the flu
You know that it’s true
As long as we keep saying it
Some of you think it’s true
As long as we keep saying it
People think it’s true
It’s just the flu

Experts give you scientific facts
We can be experts to feed you a load of crap
We can justify those facts, make believe it’s true
It’s just the flu

If we tell you Covid-19 doesn’t exist
That it’s a plot hatched by the communists
And if we tell you this time and time again
If we say it enough you’ll believe it in the end

Scientists don’t believe they wouldn’t share a beer
They’re a bunch of snowflakes, intellectual leftist queers
We’ll get our own experts and make up loads of shit
Because you are a patriot you will believe it

Those people that died would all have died
This Covid-19 is a communist lie
So picket all the hospitals don’t let the nurses in
We cannot let the communists, cannot let them win
It’s flu
You know that it is true