Go to the railway station, I smear myself in shit
Then I go for a walk, I walk about a bit
Go down to the toilet, the shit I rub it on
Rush hour on the platform, then I come along
The panic is electric, it’s like I have the plague
I shout a few warnings, the panic it does rage
A man covered in shit, the faeces on him smeared
Will clear a railway station, leave it cloaked in fear
Trains will be delayed, chaos will ensue
Until a special section arrives from the boys in blue
Looking like some aliens in special shit-proof suits
Quickly they arrest me, ruthless are the brutes
Not an ounce of mercy shit-covered me they show
I commit the worst of crimes, the rush hour make go slow
Shit Terrorist
Go to the railway station, I smear myself in shit
Then I go for a walk, I walk about a bit
Go down to the toilet, the shit I rub it on
Rush hour on the platform, then I come along
The panic is electric, it’s like I have the plague
I shout a few warnings, the panic it does rage
A man covered in shit, the faeces on him smeared
Will clear a railway station, leave it cloaked in fear
Trains will be delayed, chaos will ensue
Until a special section arrives from the boys in blue
Looking like some aliens in special shit-proof suits
Quickly they arrest me, ruthless are the brutes
Not an ounce of mercy shit-covered me they show
I commit the worst of crimes, the rush hour make go slow