When they pulled me from the wreckage
I asked three things to be explained
Is it raining, is it pouring?
And will I feel much pain?

Everyone was so nice to me
I knew there must be a punchline
Everyone was so nice to me
I knew there must be a punchline

It went, thank you, it went, thank you
Your pension will be in the post
It went, thank you, it went, thank you
You can trust in the Holy Ghost

Didn't know where I was going to die
Didn't know where I'd be
I didn't know how I was gonna get there
And whether it was Rin-Tin-Tin

Well, everyone was so nice to me
I knew there must be a punchline
Well, everyone was so nice to me
I knew there must be a punchline

Thank you, thank you
Your pension will be in the post
Thank you, thank you
You can trust in the Holy Ghost

You can trust in the Holy Ghost
You can trust in the Holy Ghost