A#                  F                  Gm   D#
She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor
A#                     F
But now she's always wasted
           Gm              D#
A total looker, but she's jaded
A#                     F           Gm D#
The kind of shivering wreck that I adore
        A#              F
I can't offer you a rescue
         Gm                 D#
But I can tell you what I'd do

A#                        F
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
Gm                       D#
And tell my father that I need him back again
A#                      F
And if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm              D#
I will be your Freudian slip

A#                F
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
Gm                  D#
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
Gm           F
Only finding questions in answers
Gm                 D#
You and I are just walking disasters (x3)

A#                      F                            Gm D#
She only finds her love in a downtown store
A#                                            F                                    
Consumption makes her stronger
                 Gm                     D#
You're the sweetest anaconda
A#                            F              Gm D#
The kind of lack of respect that I adore
          A#                 F
I cant offer you a rescue
                         Gm                          D#
But when you've lost all that you have left to lose

A#                               F
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
Gm                               D#
And tell my father that I need him back again
A#                                F
And if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm                  D#
I will be your Freudian slip

A#                F                                 Gm D#
As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel 
A#                               F                   Gm D#
You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill
A#                           F                          Gm D#
And what we'll never want, we'll always need
                                     Gm         F    Gm
Right now we need some pop psychology
D#
To keep us up-beat

A#                                      F
So tell your mother that you love her dearly
Gm                                        D#
And tell your father your won't lock him out again
A#                                F
And if these words wont drop from your lips
Gm                  D#
I will be your Freudian slip

A#                       F
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
Gm                        D#
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
Gm               F
Only finding questions in answers
Gm                      D#
You and I are just walking disasters (x5)