Intro: F F F F (riff)

        F
Well, I'm gonna have to get a new mailbox
        Bb              F
'Cuz all she left me was a hole
        F               
And I'm gonna hafta get a new washin' machine
        G               C
As soon as I get some new clothes
        F
Well, I could close my eyes and run through this house
        Bb              G#
And never once stub my big toe
        F
It was a man who'd never been left who said
        C               F
You can't take it with you when you go

        Bb
Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink
        F
If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink
        Bb                                      C#
It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
        F               C       F
You can take it with you when you go

        F
Well, I'm sittin' here on this hard floor
        Bb              F
Where a big, soft couch used to be
        F               
And I'm starin' at a bug on the wall
        G               C
Where there used to be a TV
        F
Well, I'd kill that sucker in a heartbeat
        Bb              G#
If I could find me anything to throw
        F
I was so naive to have ever believed
        C               F
You can't take it with you when you go

        Bb
Hell, she took everything but the kitchen sink
        F
If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink
        Bb                                      C#
It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
        F               C       F
You can take it with you when you go

(G  O)
Bb F G C

        Bb
Well, she took everything but the kitchen sink
        F
If I had me a glass Lord, I'd pour me a drink
        Bb                                      C#
It's a lesson hard learned but it just goes to show
        F               C       F
You can take it with you when you go
        Bb                              C#
I oughta call somebody but I ain't got a phone
Bb      G#      Bb
Just goes to show 
        F               C       F
you can take it with you when you go