INTRO
Am  C  G  Em

VERSE 1
Am
In Cancun
                     C
There was a whore
                     G
And everybody saw her
                    Em
Rub tits in peoples faces
                     Am
And we all called her slut
            C                       G
Oooooooohh  In Cancun  (end every verse on this)

VERSE 2
In Cancun she was obese
And she ate all their burritos
And whe washed up on the beach
So we took her to McDonalds

VERSE 3
In Cancun he had no friends
So he joined the anti-posse
And he hung around with Shadi
And took pictures of their balls

VERSE 4
In Cancun he was embaressed
Of his own scrawny body
So he never took his shirt off
And he never showed his chest

VERSE 5
In Cancun he shit his pants
And he slept in his own fecies
And so they called him Pigpen
And helped him clean his ass

INTERLUDE
Ooooooooohh  in Cancun  x2

VERSE 6
In Cancun she showed her tits
But everybody missed it
They must have been gigantic
When her t-shirt was so wet

VERSE 7
In Cancun he smoked some jackson
And so they called him Timpo
And he hung around with Seaby
And he wore a cannabis ring