Club culture unites the globe
All nations pulsin' to the same strobe
Down in Melbourne we think togetherness
Means connecting in a literal sense
If you want house you go to Chicago
Brussels for hardcore, Detroit for techno
If you happen on King Street by mischance
You're in the home of cumpulsory health insurance

Dumb 'n' base - It's the new style goin' round this place
Dumb 'n' base - Come and get a remix of your face

The boys who cruise this neighborhood
Think clubbing is done with a length of wood
Frankie Knuckles ain't worth a damn
Here in fuckknuckle buck's night mini-bus land
Dance to the rhythm of your best friend
As the bouncers cut a breakbeat on his head
It ain't hardcore acid or trance
Your best friend's doing St. Vitus Dance

Do the night club crawl and you can see
How to get your body piercing done for free
Who needs raves or dropping 'E'
When you got a bunch o'Daves dropping in the knee
We're all one nation under a groove
Vilification is the new dope move
So come on everybody - let's get dancin'
Tonight's guest DJ - Pauline Hansen!

Dumb 'n' base - We failed the dope test for the human race
Dumb 'n' base - Where a girl's best friend is a can of MACE