C                                         G
Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
Am                                     F
Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
C                                                            G
And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
Am                                      F
It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
C                                              G
Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
Am                                 F
Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth?
C                           G                        Am                           F
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
C                            G                                              Am               F
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb, it's so dumb
C                                           Cmaj7
Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist
C7
Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive
A7
Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it
A
They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get
C                     G
What a contradiction, being human is so tragic
Am                   F
Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses
C                     G
Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
Am
No more plastic straws wrapped in paper
F
Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations
C                           G                        Am
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
C                            G                                              Am
Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb, it's so dumb
         C         G          Am         F
It's so dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb