G
I don't want a date for Christmas
G/B
I don't need a mouth to feed
C                               Cm
I don't want to buy you dinner, or to take you home with me
G                  B7
I just want them on my phone
Em                Cm
Take some pics, when you're alone
G               E7
Send some video too
Am7            D7
All I want for Christmas is
      G   Em   C   D
Nudes

[Verse 2]
G                                 G/B
I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need
C                                 Cm
I don't want them dark or blurry, take it on your iphone 3
G
You don't need to know my number, send it to my burner phone
C                            Cm
You can even send on grindr, just as long as you stay home

[Chorus]
G                B7
I don't want you here tonight
Em                Cm
Keep your distance I'm alright
G              E7
Send me one or two
Am7            D7           G     Em    C    D
All I want for Christmas is Nudes

[Verse 3]
G                                     G/B
I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow
C                              Cm
I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow
G
Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa too
C                           Cm
Gonna get me naughty listed with a holy pic from you

[Chorus]
G            B7
Sexy selfies in ring light
Em                    Cm
Cropped and filtered, that's alright
G            E7
Maybe some facetune
Am7            D7           G
All I want for Christmas is Nudes

[Bridge]
B7                      Em
Oh, I know you are only a uber ride away
B7                           Em
Although you could come over but I wish you would stay
Cm
Oh, the snow is blowing
G                 E7
It's too cold for mistle - hoe - in'
Am7                                              C
Baby don't regift, take a jpeg or a tiffet and if not you can sashay away

[Verse 4]
G                               G/B
I don't need you up my chimney, you can stay in Bethlehem
C                                Cm
I just wanna hear your slay bells, sliding into my dms

[Chorus]
G                  B7
Maybe with enough eggnog
Em               Cm
After New Years we can talk
G          E7
But until we do
Am7             D7           G     Em C D
All I want for Christmas is Nudes