intro: (piano), then...G  Bm  C  G  C-G

G
Two for the show 
       Bm
And my mother wants to go 
      C                      C6
It'll break her heart when I tell her
          G   C - G
She's too old

G
I'm in my place 
      Bm
I got makeup all over my face 
  C               C6
I think I know my lines 
          G
But I dunno

Chorus:

C
One for the money 
            G
Two for the show 
C                             G
Three for the lady on the radio
C      
Four might be the one 
             G
You'll never know, you'll never know
   Am                             D
If only there was a better way to go (way to go)
            C    G
Two for the show

G
Waiting in the wings
          Bm
While the queen of virtue sings
      C                           C6
It'll break her heart when I tell her 
             G   C - G
She's out of key

G
If they gave her half a chance 
          Bm
She could soon learn how to dance 
   C                  C6
So she could earn her living 
         G
Gracefully

Chorus:

C
One for the money 
            G
Two for the show 
C                             G
Three for the lady on the radio 
C
Four might be the one 
             G
You'll never know, you'll never know 
   Am                             D
If only there was a better way to go (way to go) 
            G
Two for the show 

instrumental: ( verse chords )


repeat chorus once, then

C
one for the money
            G
two for the show.......( fade )