No phones in Tokyo for callin' London,
A famous dame in Spain said Canada's for cunts,
I cant go to mexico, I've played that game,
A rose, a rita, jails, and,
My 'tis of thee,

Everybody loves to hate us Americans,
Yet you wanna be (a commie) a citizen,
Good luck in Italy, good luck in Iran,
If i only had a brain, I'd go to Amsterdam,

When ya get into a scrape with other countries,
You'll be kissin' ass again,
Kiss this,

I don't like Disneyland,
I can't stand Uncle Sam,
I don't believe in the Klan,
I cant believe in statues made from France,

(Backup Repeats Continuously: Hate, hate, livin' in the U.S.Hate)

Kissinn' ass to Americans
Suckin' on the USA
Broken glass and smokin' crack,
Livin' in the U.S.Hate