G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D7                              G
I've seen those English dramas too
        Am
They're cruel
G                  
So if there's any other way
D7
To spell the word
               G        Am
It's fine with me, with me

C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way
G                 Am
Especially when I always said that I
C               D
Haven't got the words for you
G                Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C
Through the pain
  D               G
I always tell the truth


G                                          
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D7                      G
I climbed to Dharamsala too
Am
I did
G
I met the highest lama
D7
His accent sounded fine
   G      Am
to me, to me


[Chorus]
C
Check your handbook
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
G                    Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys


[Verse]
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am      
First the window, then it's to the wall
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth


[Solo]
G D7 G Am G D7 G Am
C D G Am C D G Am


[Chorus]
C
Check your passport
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
G                 Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's through the wall
C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G
Show your paintings
Am
At the United Nations
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth