INTRO:  B  x 16 bars

VERSE:
B
you're the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother
your father was a megalomaniac you've got an insane brother
your nurse committed suicide when you tore her off a strip
you carry a shooter to parties cause you think it's hip

CHORUS:
A
but it's pure mania, it stopped being a game
B
when you found it would take you to the asylum again


VERSE:
B
well your uncle was a rich man but he also was a thief
his sister was a dyke thing who went out with girls to get relief
you come on with your "how do you do"
honey i need a drink before i can look at you

CHORUS:
A
but it's pure mania, it stopped being a game
B
when you found it would take you to the asylum again


VERSE:
B
well your grandmother was into homicide just for kicks
and your grandfather put peoples eyes out with a pointed stick
your whole family seems to be round the bend
if i got hitched up with you it'd be the living end

CHORUS:
A
but it's pure mania, it stopped being a game
B
when you found it would take you to the asylum again
A
well you may not have an asylum but you sure got 9 to 5
B
you'd better go and find a doctor see if you're a alive