C  G  Am

[Verse 1]
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Don't bring the milk in (model citizen)
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Leave it on the porch (model citizen)
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Don't read the papers (model citizen)
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Don't mow the lawn no more (model citizen)
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Drive to the market (model citizen)
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At the break of dawn (model citizen)
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Watch 'em unload the produce (model citizen)
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Then ride right back home (model citizen)

[Chorus]
                     C
It's the white man's burden
                G
And it weighs a ton
             F     C
I'm a family man
  G       Am     C  G  Am 
Model citizen

[Verse 2]
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Torment the mailman (model citizen)
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Terrorize the maid (model citizen)
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Try to teach 'em some manners (model citizen)
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Whip 'em into shape (model citizen)
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Down in the basement (model citizen)
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I've got a Craftsman lathe (model citizen)
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Show it to the children (model citizen)
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When they misbehave (model citizen)

[Chorus]
                     C
It's the white man's burden
                G
And it weighs a ton
             F     C
I'm a family man
  G       Am  
Model citizen

[Bridge]
F       C           G
  I'm a law-abiding man
F       C          G
  I'm a good Samaritan
F          C            G
  I pay my taxes when I can

Model citizen

[Solo]
Am    C  G
Am    F  G
Am    C  G
Am    F

[Verse 3]
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In the cool of the evening (model citizen)
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When the sun goes down (model citizen)
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My wife's playing canasta (model citizen)
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With everyone in town (model citizen)
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When I feel the pressure (model citizen)
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And I need a break (model citizen)
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Load up the Winnebago (model citizen)
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Drive it in the lake (model citizen)

[Chorus]
                     C
It's the white man's burden
                G
And it weighs a ton
             F     C
I'm a family man
  G       Am
Model citizen

                     C   
It's the white man's burden
                G
And it weighs a ton
             F     C
I'm a family man
  G       Am
Model citizen (model citizen)

[Outro]
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Model citizen (model citizen)
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Model citizen (model citizen)
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Model citizen (model citizen)

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(Repeat and fade with backing vocals)