Happy Birthday!
Just leave me here alone
'Tis the season to be dying
Let the maggots feast on your bones

Sweet Jesus, gone! Abandoned me!
Here's to hope that Hell is just as sweet

Let the skeletons hang in Lover's Lane
I'm not the one you'll leave to feel this pain
Don't you dare come cry to me
I'm not the one who caused this bitter end

Sweet Jesus, gone! Abandoned me
Here's to hope that Hell is just as sweet

Light this house afire with gasoline
Burn me from this wicker chair darling

This crimson mask, it shelters me
From the morning after's familiar sting
Don't you dare come cry to me
Don't you dare

Light this house afire with gasoline
Burn me from this wicker chair darling
Blow the lights out slow before you sting
Save me from this mess with all you've seen