Verso:
A#               G                   Cm
Can you call me back? I can't go any further -
        D#                 A#
You can and you will; that can't be right
     F                 A#
I'm thinking about emigrating
            G                         Cm
Stay right there, 'cause it was too expensive
          D#                 A#                F
I'd just lied to get side by side; I’m on your side,
                        A#  
And at this side of the road

Refrão:
A#       G Cm         D#                     F
Just you wait! You’re never going to believe this
         G Cm         D#                     F
Just be quiet! You’re never going come to a sticky end

Verso:
A#               G                     Cm
“Do you want to come too?” No, I don't want to
              D#
When I was a child…
          A#          F                         A#
Would you mind if I smoked, would you close the door?
        G               Cm              D#
Both of them. I realize now that, oh, I need you
       A#         F           A#
You’re crazy, I'm not, let's agree to disagree

Ponte:
G 
Can I have a beer?
Cm
Or, shit, a coffee
G
The doctor sent him
Cm
To a specialist
G
Was she there?
Cm
For all I care
G
I've a good mind to…
Cm
Change one's mind
G
What should I do?
G                           Cm
That should be fast enough, oh no…

Refrão:
A#       G Cm         D#                     F
Just you wait! You’re never going to believe this
         G Cm         D#                     F
Just you wait! You’re never going to believe this, and she no…

Verso:
A#               G                   Cm
Can she call me back? I can't go any further -
        D#                 A#
You can and you will; that can't be right
     F                 A#
I'm thinking about emigrating
            G                         Cm
Stay right there, 'cause it was too expensive
          D#                 A#                F
I'd just lied to be side by side; I’m on your side,
                        A#  
And at the other end of town