A                        D
I think I'm crazy, baby, let you off the hook too easy
A                       D
If you were a telephone you'd still be off the hook
A                                        D
This is my last leg been awake for days in a minute I'll die of starvation
A                                               D
I'll come back a ghost, back and haunt you, and float around your room
          Bm              D
What do I do when you get close?
     Bm                       E
If I kiss your neck would you slit my throat?

[Chorus]
        D           E              A       G#      F#m      Em
Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your makeup, darling?
D               E             A
And dying your hair like you do?
             D            E              A      G#   F#m       Em
Well, you're wasting your time if you're trying to impress me, I waste
D                E           A
All my time just thinking of you

[Verse]
            A
And I'm not imagining how you give me the shivers
D
standing up to your waste in your river
A
You're the sweetest boat-builder
D
I think I've ever seen
A
Dream in Japanese, dream in Japanese
D
some language I don't even know how to speak
A
You're so pretty and I am still choked up
D
it's probably just the same
    Bm                  D
The more I hang around you
    Bm             E
the more hangups I get

[Chorus]
        D           E              A       G#      F#m      Em
Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your makeup, darling?
D               E             A
And dying your hair like you do?
             D            E              A      G#   F#m       Em
Well, you're wasting your time if you're trying to impress me, I waste
D                E           A
All my time just thinking of you

[Bridge]
F#m   E                   D      F#m           E          A
    I know that you're an angel, but you could never stay true
D      E                   A    G#    F#m
  Hey, angel, I think your halo has a screw lose 'cause you
D                 E             A       G#      F#m
dropped me like a brick off the rooftop of your high school could I watch
D        E             A      G#   F#m
the next time you're applying your eyeliner? I waste
D                E           A
all my time just thinking of you