Drive your limo off a cliff
Fly your plane into a blimp
Fight a girl with PMS
Try to steal some fire jets

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
While playing GTA Five

Play chicken with a train
Tell Trevor he's insane
Shoot a tank of natural gas
Open the door when you're driving fast

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
While playing GTA Five

Go swimming with some sharks
Touch a stripper's private parts
Pounh a cop and hang around
Drop a granade on the ground

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
While playing GTA Five

Hunt a mountain lion with no weapons
Do not take all anti-depressants
Insult a group full of darker skinned people
Get in a wreck while not wearing your seatnelt

Tripping and falling into a pole
Of corse you respawn but at least you know
The dumbest ways ways to die
While playing, while playing GTA Five