I just got too high at someone's house
Am I gonna die? I'm freakin' out
Funny how I didn't cross your mind, I'm
Stevie Wonder-in' how you're so blind, blind

Sometimes, you know I get too drunk, drunk
You say I'm too e-emotional and I wanna know

Why can't everybody be as nice as
Girls in line for the bathroom?
Makeup in the mirror, dry my eyes
They drown my heartbreak in perfume
Even if they only tell me lies
It's better than bein' with you tonight
Why can't everybody be as nice as
Girls in line for the—

I mean it's just a bunch of strangers in the hall
But I can tell them anything at all (anything)
I know they don't judge me like you do (like you do)
Maybe I should sleep with them instead of you (instead of you)

Sometimes, you know I get too drunk, drunk (oh)
Then you say I'm too e-emotional and I wanna know

Why can't everybody be as nice as
Girls in line for the bathroom?
Makeup in the mirror, dry my eyes
They drown my heartbreak in perfume
Even if they only tell me lies (only tell me lies)
It's better than bein' with you tonight (with you here tonight)
Why can't everybody be as nice as
Girls in line for the—

I mean, like (why can't you be as nice as)
I mean, like (girls in line for the bathroom?)
I mean, like (why can't you be as nice as)
I mean, like (girls in line for the bathroom?)
I mean, like