E
(N.C.) A Mason jar full of shine (Walk up to 'A')
     A        E
A CD of LeAnn Rimes.
                                        B7
Is what I bought for our anniversary to night.
E                            A         E
Now here I stand, with my Pe tunias in hand.
                 B           E
And you've got a headache ag ain.

      E/G# A
I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,
           E
Trimmed my nose hairs just right.
                A
I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
            B7           E
But there's no chance to night.
                                                A      E
It ain't the first time this year; it'll be the TV and beer.
                                    B7
I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed.
     E                             A            E
As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores.
               B7       E
Did I shave my back for this?

                            E
Now I (N.C.) bet she'll reg ret (Walk up to 'A')
              A          E
The fact that she didn't let,
                                 B7
Me take her to that motel with a pool.
              E                       A          E
You know it's so hard to find free HB O and Show time.
                   B             E
And them vibratin' beds sure are cool.

                A
I souped up the RV, fired up my Flowbe,
           E
Trimmed my toupee just right.
            A
Tried self- -tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
                   B7                      E
Errr, you know the directions said that it might.
                                         A           E
Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T.
                        B7
Most find me hard to re sist.
            E                                   A             E
I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for!
               B7
Did I shave my back for this?

            E          B7       A
Deanna, did I shave my back for this?
        E7
Ooh ooh ooh.