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I got a buddy named Stacy Fay, he's been known to stay up for days
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Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house,
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sits in his room with his hand on his mouse
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His phone's been busy now for over a week, so I dropped by to see
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What in Sam Hell is goin' on and here's what he said to me

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Come on in and let's burn one Cledus, no need to go to the record store
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I've got every song that you're lookin' for on my PC, and they're all free
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Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs
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I'll show you how it's done, fire up the com- puter and let's burn one

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Be- fore my eyes could not believe my ears every
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song ever sung in the last fifty years
He made me Conway Twitty's greatest hits and threw 
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in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it
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Time sure flies when you're burnin' one, it was three A. M. when I got home
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My wife was mad at me till I gave her that CD with
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a mix of her favorite songs, and I said

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Lemme show ya how to burn one, baby, no need to go to the record store
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I found every song you've been lookin' for on the PC, even got me
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No you won't ever find me downloadin' porn just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn
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And I could use some Brooks and Dunn, so fire up the com- puter and let's burn one

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Country jazz rap and pop, a lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock
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And like Toby says "Get'chya some, fire up the com- puter and let's burn one

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I don't know if it's wrong, I ain't sayin' it's right,
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but I'd sure love to hear some Metallica tonight
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And I'm a little low on funds, so fire up the com- puter
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and let's burn one, fire it up