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            D              A
She climbed up on his bus, said "That I'll do
G                       A
Just about anything y'uns want me to
      G                             A                      D     A
I got tickets to your show from the radio, you know they's free"
                D                              A
He said "You've got the wrong bus" she said "I know who you are
            G                           A
You're that hillbilly Nashville country comedy star
    G                           A                D
And I thought you might like to have a little company"

               G                 A
He said "Maybe 20 years ago in a different place
     G                  A7
In a darker room with a prettier face
                 G            A
But there's just way too many fish in the sea
            D             A                  G
And gettin' caught with a whale would be the end of me
                          A                      D      E7  A
Darlin' this can't be the first time you've been dissed
          G                      A
See I got brunettes and blondes, redheaded girls
G                    A
Droppin' by soon hey rockin' my world
     G                       A
Turn around and go you ain't on my list
    G                     A                    D
See only the best lookin' tuna get's to be starkissed"

[Instrumental]
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                 G            A
But there's just way too many fish in the sea
            D             A                  G
And gettin' caught with a whale would be the end of me
                      A                      D      E7  A
Surely this ain't the first time you've been dissed
          G                      A
See I got brunettes and blondes, redheaded girls
G              A
Comin' by soon rockin' my world
     G                       A
Turn around and go you ain't on my list
    G                     A                   D      Bm
See only the best lookin' tuna gets to be starkissed
G                     A                    D
Only the best lookin' tuna gets to be starkissed
D
Aw, I'm just kiddin', sit down