Hold of myself, just trying to get a hold of myself
Scaring my friends, just trying to get a hold of myself
Sabotage all I set out to do
I can't imagine how that looks to you
Just don't go away--just trying to get a hold of myself.

Got me a dog, think it's time I got me a dog
To be my little pal, think it's time I got me a dog
Last one I had got hit by a car
It kept right on going and I took it real hard
Now it's time to move on--I think it's time I got me a dog.

Fork in the road, I think we're coming to a fork in the road
Take it from me, I know we're coming to a fork in the road
I miss the days when you could laugh at yourself
You rip my heart out when you don't want my help
Take it from me--we're coming to a fork in the road.

Hold of myself, just trying to get a hold of myself.