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[Verse 1]
       A                      D***       A
I love sinking a line, I love cracking a beer,
         A                         A***      E
I love a good party crowd like the one I got here.
       D                         A***          D          D
And to my two ex-wives, it might sound kind of shitty,
    A                       E***           A            A
but I've always loved those girls with big titties.

[Verse 2]
   A                        D***           A
It started as a youngun in about the fifth grade,
           A                             A***         E
that's the first time I recall thinking 'bout getting laid.
     D                           A***          D          D
That teacher of mine, she wasn't even all that pretty,
     A                         E***          A
but, Lord, oh, my God, she had great big ol' titties.

[Chorus]
       D                      A
I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down,
          D                           A
I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round.
   D                                A***             D         D
It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty,
A                       E***           A       A
I've always loved those girls with big titties.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
       A                         D***       A
I love playing my guitar, I love smoking my grass,
  A                   A***         E
I love making love, I love kicking ass.
     D                                      A***         D          D
Them girls out in the country and there's a few in every city,
A                        E***          A            A
walking around with them great big old titties.

[Verse 4]
       A                     D***    A
I love Waylon and Hank, Hank Jr. and Merle,
A                    A***       E
cashing my paycheck, sweet mini pearl;
      D                           A***       D          D
But nobody's like Dolly, not even ol' Conway Twitty
       A                       E***           A
'cause Conway didn't have them great big ol' titties.

[Chorus]
       D                      A
I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down,
          D                           A
I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round.
   D                                A***             D         D
It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty,
A                       E***           A
I've always loved those girls with big titties.

[Outro 1]
   D                                A***             D                  D
It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty (that's what she said)
A*                E*
I've always loved   those girls with them great big ol' titties.

[Outro 2]
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N.C.
I guess little titties are okay too.