Intro ( G  C D ) 3x

G
Hello this is Dee Dee
     D
You must be a nut
     Em
What do you want?
     C
Im gonna hang up

G                 D
Please sir Please just one minute
Em                C
Theres big trouble and youre in it
G                 D
Your wifes at the Ritz with another guy
Em                C
Shes been drinking we think shes pretty high
G                 D
Were all scared to death and we dont know what to do
Em                C
We thought we better get ahold of you


G       B -> C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
Pick up your phone


G       B -> C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone

Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore
Put on my coat and Im out the door
Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab
I was soaking wet and boiling mad
She never gives me no damned respect
Ive been good to her if Im not correct
Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac
Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back


Now listen baby doll - you've been busted
I should have known that you cant be trusted
That aint your uncle and that ain't soda pop
Im just about to blow my top
But Ill forgive you, you know I will
Get your coat while I pay the bill
Next time go shopping if you want a thrill
Now its time for you to chill