Am    Em
Dm    C7  E7
Am    Em
Dm    C7  Bsus4

[Verse 1]
Am                  Em
Somebody smart once spoke and said
            Dm                               C7           E7
Don't put into your mouth what you picked up from the floor
    Am                          Em
And yet I keep stumbling in the weirdest scenes
              Dm                       C7     Bsus4
Warnings sure did ignore, sniffing the carpet for
Am                   Em
Treasures lost and engulfed real deep
         Dm                          C7      E7
Leftover party crumbs, cat hair, blueberry gum
Am                     Em
Someday the worms will find this bottom
              Dm                      C7      Bsus4
Itch it right to the core, give me my due and more

[Pre-chorus]
   Am           Dm             C          E
Do dial on when you feel we've gone beneath
       Am       Dm              C              B5
I'll remind you where I've been hiding the keys

[Chorus]
Am       Em              Dm                C7   E7
 I ain't never taking no dumb blind chance again
Am      Em         Dm            C7 Bsus4
 Until another curiosity tumbles in
Am       Em           Dm            C7         E7
 I ain't never taking no, taking no dumb blind chance again
Am     Em         Dm     C               Bsus4
 Till another curiosity knocks me in the chin

[Interlude]
Am    Em
Dm    C7       E7
      No blind chance again
Am    Em
Dm    C7  Bsus4

[Verse 2]
Am                   Em
Nobody right wants a spanking
              Dm                             C7        E7
In public for all to know, how close they're to the bone
Am                            Em
Bluest of skies, they just seem to fall
           Dm                     C7    Bsus4
Whenever badussy pores bloom into metaphors
    Am                     Em
The future costs more than what's left
               Dm                          C7          E7
Of assets long gained at birth, like Theuderic the first
Am                 Em
Gathering steam it seems
                       Dm                        C7      Bsus4
I'd rather mess it all up before, crumbling under the bore

[Pre-chorus]
   Am           Dm             C          E
Do dial on when you feel we've gone beneath
       Am       Dm              C              B5
I'll remind you where I've been hiding the keys

[Chorus]
Am       Em              Dm                C    E7
 I ain't never taking no dumb blind chance again
Am      Em         Dm            C  Bsus4
 Until another curiosity tumbles in
Am       Em           Dm            C          E7
 I ain't never taking no, taking no dumb blind chance again
Am     Em         Dm     C               Bsus4
 Till another curiosity knocks me in the chin

[Interlude]
Am    Em
Dm    C        E7
      No blind chance again
Am    Em
Dm    C        Bsus4
      No blind chance again
Am    Em
Dm    C        E7
      No blind chance again
Am    Em
       Again
Dm    C    Bsus4

[Outro]
    Am                 Em
The truck it reeks, my butt is weak
    Dm                C       E7
The sun, the heat, is turning us
     Am               Em
Into rotting meat, oh soaked wet seats
   Dm                    C      Bsus4
My soul it leeks, please do something

    Am                 Em
The truck it reeks, my butt is weak
    Dm                C       E7
The sun, the heat, is turning us
     Am               Em
Into rotting meat, oh soaked wet seats
   Dm             N.C.          Am9
My soul it leeks, please do something