A    D          A
It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call

D                      A                           E     
She's got no money for a cab she's way to drunk to walk

A                              D                     A
Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs

D                        A                     Bb       A
about trying to love two women and only taking one girl home

E                                              D         A
It's a good thing that her dancing shoes don't run on gasoline

D                             A                            E
She could dry up Texas in one night the way she feels that beat

D                              A                D
If I don't find them under the bed we make love on,

A                                 Bb                          A         
she's lighting Lisa's candles and they'll be burning all night long
        
D                      A
So happy birthday Lisa Good evening Jim Beam

                  F#                           E        
Goodnight all you socialites don't wait up for me

D                                 A                   D
I'll be out way past the time the scenes' no sight to see

A
Ya'll don't live with Lisa

Bb                      A
And she don't stay with me

NO CHORD                    A    D          A
It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call

D                       A                                      E
Her car's not where she parked it it's with her wallet and her phone

A                              D                     A          
Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs

D                        A                     Bb       A
about trying to love two women and only taking one girl home

D               A             E        D
I get older and Lisa keeps on turning twenty-one