C  G  F  C    G
F  C


[Verse 1]
C                   G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
F                            C
All the usual suspects are acting weird
                        G
The bartenders can't be bothered
    F                     C
But we're all glad you're here
                      G
The door guy's got an attitude
    F                    C
The disco light's obscene
                       G
The crowd is sometimes rude
F                   C
Welcome to Club Thirteen


[Interlude]
C  G  F  C


[Verse 2]
C                      G
Tonight we're gonna be entertained
F                            C
By our favorite Foghat cover band
          G
And radio Tokyo
F                     C
Playing "Sweet Home Afghanistan"
                    G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
F                      C
Penny beer and cheap cocaine
                   G
Girls warmеd up by tanning beds
F                       C
Orphans left out in the rain


[Bridge]
G
Sidеwinder's in spandex
    F              Dm
The parking lot is packed
            F          C
Everyone is waiting outside
G
Meanwhile Adam's house cat
       F
Is the opening act
Dm
Train songs and people who died
F
Train songs and people who died


[Interlude]
C  G  F    G  F  C


[Verse 3]
C                   G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
F                            C
We'll be back same time next year
                    G
To play you all our pretty songs
F                 C
'Til they drag us out of here
               G
Maybe we'll be horse farm drunk
F                     C
Maybe we'll act out obscene
                   G
Muscle Shoals just needs some punk
F               G   C
Welcome to Club Thirteen


[Outro]
D                   G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
A                  D
Our glory days did kinda suck
                 G
Everyone needs a friend
                 D
Everyone needs a fuck
                  G
When we come this way again
           D
Notify our next of kin
                        G
We'll smell of weed and gasoline
A                   D
Welcome to Club Thirteen
                        G
We'll smell of weed and gasoline
                    D
Welcome to Club Thirteen