If you meet a nice new girl
Put me in the deal
If she invites you to a drink
Put me in the deal
If she invites you to a dance
Put me in the deal
If she invites you to her bed
Put me in the deal

I'll be discreet with you
And very sweet with you
I'll be available
And very admirable
Yes, I will

If you get a decent raise
Put me in the deal
And if you get some holidays
Put me in the deal
If you win the lottery
Put me in the deal
And if you get rich and make it big
Put me in the deal

I'll be faithful now
I'll be reliable
So understanding now
I'll be attentive, brother

Any favour that you're wanting
Brother, I will do
No, I'm not a man of wealth but
I am straight with you

If you trips are good to you
Put me in the deal
And if you have a happening too
Put me in the deal
And if you find some money in the streets
Put me in the deal
If you're getting some free meals
Put me in the deal

I'll be discreet with you
And very sweet with you, yeah
I'll be available
And very admirable

Any favour that you're wanting
Brother, I will do
No, I'm not a man of wealth but
I am straight with you

Any favour that you're wanting
You know that I will
What's that you say? They're fooling with you
And you want me in the deal?

I don't understand you too well
You say they're fooling you
Thank you for the offer, brother
I've got something else to do